Quarantine Zone: The Hammering Adventure

Welcome to Quarantine Zone

So, have you heard the latest craze? Quarantine Zone just launched, and what did they hand me? A giant medical hammer! I’m not kidding.

Now, if you’re not familiar, Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is a first-person med-sim that’s been stealing the spotlight on TikTok for some time. And now that the full version is out, let the bonking begin! Seriously – in this game, I find myself examining survivors of a zombie apocalypse with all the grace of a toddler in a china shop.

The Art of Medical Inspection

Here’s the lowdown: you get to inspect weary travelers coming in from the zombie-infested wilds to see if they’re harboring any nasty infections. It’s kind of like that one game with papers, but minus the papers and the polite requests. All you have is a flashlight and a knack for discerning who has gone full zombie.

As each survivor stumbles in, it’s a race against time! Red eyes? Check. Strange bruises? Double check. Zombie bite? Oh boy, it’s party time! Those who seem ill get a free pass to quarantine—essentially an extended waiting room where they can ponder their life choices. The healthy folks? They chill in the safe zone until it’s time to shuffle them off like a host on a game show.

But if they’re infected? They’re outta here, shipped off to some undisclosed location. I mean, it’s not the best method of treating a pandemic, but hey, I’m just the hammer-wielding medic here.

As you progress, you earn more tools to identify the infected, but trust me, nothing feels better than a good ol’ hammer bonk! It’s meant for testing reflexes, but how could I resist giving a little tap to the noggin? Spoiler: they drop every time. And sometimes, they even swing back at me! I guess a little head whack isn’t a welcomed surprise for most.

The Quarantined Quirks

As my detective skills develop—with a heavy emphasis on ‘develop’—I’ve come to realize that many survivors look downright suspicious. Witnessing anyone in flip-flops during a zombie apocalypse should raise alarm bells! And don’t get me started on the absurd treasure hunts where I’ve stumbled across huge wedges of cheese in their bags. Cheese? You think zombies are gonna care for your stinky snacks? Into quarantine with you!

And let’s talk about that one guy who just screams “suspicious.” If you’re down for some hammer-swinging action, why not join the mad world of Quarantine Zone: The Last Check? It’s available now, and guess what? It’s even got a sweet discount for the next couple of weeks. Get ready for the most chaotic medical simulation out there!