Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stats That Will Leave You Chuckling

Cheers to Drunken Adventures!

Guess what? Players of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 have knocked off a staggering 5.4 million enemies while boozed up! I mean, come on, who’s shocked? Drinking is basically the best skill in the game. It’s like being in a medieval barfight, but with a lot more action and a lot less dignity.

The Math Behind Mayhem

So, it’s been a year since Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 graced our screens, and to celebrate, the brilliant minds at Warhorse dropped some hilarious and downright bizarre stats on us. Turns out, our buddy Henry, that lovable rogue from Skalitz, has claimed a jaw-dropping 452.8 million souls and opted to spare around 97.5 million. I took a stroll down memory lane through my own epic 120-hour quest and found out I did my part by taking out 227 folks—180 of which were definitely enemies. The other 47? Probably just some poor villagers caught up in the chaos.

This infographic drops some juicy comparisons like kills vs. spares, but let’s be real—most bad guys won’t politely concede defeat. They fight until the end. Occasionally, you might get a bandit or a tipsy townsfolk begging for mercy after starting a ruckus, but let’s be honest, I’ll accept their valuables with a wink and send them on their way.

Now, let’s talk about that drinking stat. With 5.4 million enemies taken down while under the influence, it’s wild out here! The game has a whole skill tree dedicated to drinking, complete with 13 fancy perks that encourage Henry to tipple it up a bit. Who knew that getting smashed could come with benefits? It actually helps Henry become a tougher fighter, stealthier thief, and luckier dice roller—all while managing to prevent a disastrous tumble down a cliff.

Of course, this drinking strategy isn’t without its downsides. Henry gets a nasty hangover after a night of revelry, which can mess with his stats big time. Yet, the perks? They’re hard to resist and can be activated with just a swig of that cheap medieval wine. So if you’re looking to boost your skills without shelling out the gold, just grab a tankard!

Warhorse has also revealed some other crazy numbers: players executed 1.6 billion perfect blocks, traveled a jaw-dropping 667 million miles, crafted 69.7 million potions, and munched on 48.8 million apples. Personally, I only hiked about 292 miles (and no, they weren’t cycling kilometers), probably an unfair advantage due to my penchant for fast travel. These days, I’m taking a more immersive route in my hardcore save—letting every step feel like a mini-adventure.

Honestly, though, I wish they’d included more stats! I’m itching to find out things like how many pockets Henry has picked, the total loot he’s snagged, who he’s been kissing up with, or the clever ways he’s wriggled out of sticky situations. A game like Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 deserves some love for its quirky moments and hilarious outcomes—we can all agree it’s a pretty amazing game!