Discovering the Wackiest Arcade Gems in Yakuza Kiwami 3

Welcome to the Whimsical World of Sega’s Forgotten Classics!

Hold onto your joysticks, folks! Yakuza Kiwami 3 is serving up a nostalgia trip with its emulation of not one, but two of Sega’s most loony late ’90s arcade gems. If you thought Crazy Taxi was as wild as it gets, wait until you hop into the ambulance in Emergency Call Ambulance, where saving lives is the name of the game—literally!

Magical Truck Adventure and Emergency Call Ambulance: A Tale of Two Bizarre Games

First up, let’s talk about Magical Truck Adventure. Spoiler alert: There’s no truck! Instead, you’re gallivanting alongside two pint-sized heroes on a hand-pumped train car, in hot pursuit of some jewel-stealing rascals. The vibrant graphics and chaotic gameplay are pure Sega magic, throwing barrels and obstacles at you like they’re going out of style.

This quirky ride demands some serious arm workouts! To keep that cart rolling, you’ll be pumping levers and leaning left and right—just like a real Renaissance engineer (or something like that). And let’s not forget the time travel element, because why not jump through time while chasing down thieves?

Now, if you’ve ever dreamed of being an ambulance driver on a time crunch, Emergency Call Ambulance is here to make your dreams hilariously chaotic! Imagine zooming through disaster zones with a patient on the verge of a health crisis, dodging traffic like you’re in a realistic action movie. It’s a wild ride of gallows humor and good old-fashioned arcade fun!

And get this: If you fail to get your precious passenger to the hospital on time, the screen fades out as their last words echo like a melodramatic rom-com—”I don’t want to die!” Can’t say it’ll win any awards for sensitivity, but it’s definitely a recipe for laughs.

Sure, they might not justify dropping $60 just for these wacky side-games, but who would pass up the chance to dive into these offbeat treasures? So, grab your console, and prepare for an absurd mix of dramatic storytelling and outrageous mini-games when Yakuza Kiwami 3 drops with these bizarre, yet delightful, gems.