Warframe’s The Old Peace: A Hilarious Journey into the Depths of Chaos

Welcome to Warframe’s Wild Ride!

Warframe is back with a bang, and boy, is it putting the pedal to the metal! Picture this: Rebecca Ford, the creative genius behind the madness, and community director Megan Everett are knee-deep in the new Perita Rebellion mode, and boy, does it get wild. Rebecca keeps hitting us with the classic line, “War is hell,” and honestly, you just know they’re having a blast planning this epic chaos!

Devils, Frames, and All That Jazz

So what’s the scoop on The Old Peace? Well, it’s got a spicy plot twist! Enter the ‘devilframe’ Uriel and the Descendia mode, which, let’s be real, feels like it’s been ripped straight from the pages of Dante’s Inferno. Rebecca nudges us with a smirk, saying, “None of this is an accident.” And frankly, it feels like digital divinity!

In a recent devstream, Digital Extremes spilled the beans about this new chapter, and while we’re on the edge of our seats – the other half of The Old Peace has our eyes glued to Tau. It follows closely on the heels of Warframe 1999 – which, let’s be honest, was the biggest “what in the world?” moment in Warframe history!

Warframe 1999 took us on a ride into a dieselpunk wonderland and threw in a quirky Protoframe system that lets our beloved Warframes strut around in their human forms. Yes, there are motorcycle duels and even an Infested boyband – like, where do I sign up? It’s a feast for the eyes and your gaming soul!

Now, The Old Peace swims in the aftermath of this insanity, tossing ‘devil frame’ Uriel into the frying pan through The Pertia Rebellion’s meaty levels: Hunhullus, Dactolyst, and Vanguard. Think of it as a nostalgia trip down Warframe’s memory lane, but with spicy new twists.

Rebecca spills the tea on the risks involved: “You can go too far on this wild ride, and 1999 was like stretching a rubber band to its absolute limit – it was a trip.” And now with The Old Peace, they’re pulling that rubber band back, and we’re all waiting to see where it snaps next.

But wait, there’s more! This update seems to owe its existence to the glorious chaos of 1999. Rebecca quips, “1999 was the crazy success we needed to open the doors for stuff like The Old Peace.” So let’s raise a virtual toast to unforeseen journeys!

And let’s not forget those delightful Protoframes making a comeback! With characters like Harrow, Uriel, and Wisp being dishy in their human forms, the team has stepped up the game of connection, romance, and a whole lot of text-based shenanigans. It’s not just about combat; oh no, we’re talking character development that’ll knock your digital socks off!

In the mix, we’re promised endings that can change the story depending on who you choose to cuddle – I mean, team up with. Rebecca chuckles as she describes it as the most “soulslike” thing they’ve done, and players will be uncovering layers of chaos week by week!

No need to keep your eyes peeled for long, since The Old Peace update smashes onto our screens on Wednesday, December 10! It’s packing in the Devil’s Triad, Descendia, and the revamped Focus School stuff. But here’s the kicker – you can skip straight to The Old Peace modes without jumping through all the hoops from previous quests. How cool is that?

So here I am, loving the narrative rollercoaster of Warframe, chomping at the bit to see how The Devil’s Triad and Tau intertwine, and more importantly, fantasizing about some cheeky romantic moments with Marie. No judgment, alright? Let’s embrace the madness!