Ultra-Fast Internet Plans: Are You Ready to Go Crazy?

Speed Demons Assemble!

Alright folks, if you’re itching for internet speeds faster than a cheetah on a sugar rush, hold onto your keyboards because we’ve got some juicy news! Two service providers are slinging NBN 1000 plans for a shocking AU$85 a month. That’s like finding out your favorite video game is half-off during an epic sale!

Let’s rewind a bit. Just last month, I was like, “Hey, NBN 500 is totally fast enough!” And honestly, that still holds up—especially if you’ve just upgraded from NBN 50 or 100 and are reveling in those sweet, sweet MBs. You’ve struggled long enough with snail-paced internet, so enjoy that thrilling speed! But of course, if you’re one of those people who thrives on the need for speed, buckle up!

The Need for Speed – NBN 1000!

Here’s where things get a bit spicy: NBN is now dishing out plans with download speeds of up to 2000 Mbps. Who even needs that much speed? If you ask me, after hitting 500 Mbps, the only thing you’ll really experience is unpredictable moments of digital bliss followed by a terrifying reckoning of reality where you, too, will consider anything below a gigabit a “miserable” experience.

Anyway, back to our fabulous providers. So, Swoop and Superloop are competing in the speed arena, both boasting the NBN 1000 connection at just AU$85 per month. That’s about the same fare you’d pay for NBN 500 plans post-promotional phase. But hang tight! This lovely introductory price is only good for the first six months. After that? Well, you’ll be looking at AU$109 a month. Time to sharpen those negotiation skills when the time comes!

Now, Swoop’s typical evening download speeds sit at a snug 890 Mbps, whereas Superloop lags a smidge at 860 Mbps. Both are basking in an upload speed of 85 Mbps, which is like a cherry on top of an already fantastic sundae!

If speed is your game, Swoop might just be your go-to in this high-speed duel. But hey, if you’re looking for a branded experience, hopping on the Superloop train would be equally delightful!

Time to Level Up!

So, here’s the kicker: whichever provider you choose, it’s gonna cost you about AU$1,164 for the first year. After that, it’ll happily climb to AU$1,308 annually. But fear not, my friends! Once those six glorious months are up, feel free to switch things up for a better deal. Who knows? The internet game is always evolving, and new offers could materialize like magic!

Quick heads-up: those deliciously fast speeds above NBN 100 are only for the cool kids on FTTP and HFC connections. If you’re still clinging to FTTN, well, buddy, you might just have to wait for a hopeful upgrade in the future.

Get ready to grab the hottest deals, and keep your finger on the pulse of internet madness! Happy surfing, gamers!