Crab-tastic Adventures: Everything is Crab Surges with New Update!
Meet Everything is Crab
Ah, the glorious world of roguelikes! Just when I thought I could finally take a break from the endless grind, along comes a little gem called Everything is Crab. This quirky action roguelike tosses aside the slow game of evolution and gives you the power to sprout antlers, tentacles, or even wings just by chowing down on some delicious food. Who needs millions of years of evolution when you’ve got a buffet at your disposal?
Celebrating Success with New Features
Fresh off hitting half a million sales (that’s a lot of crabs, folks!), Everything is Crab is ready to celebrate with a hefty update — Evolution 1.1! If you thought you had already exhausted all your crab-collecting potential, think again! This update packs in a whole bunch of neat features that are sure to keep you glued to your screen.
First off, meet the new evolution called Tracker. It’s a level 3 evolution that lets you target your prey and earn some snazzy bonuses while you’re at it. Imagine turning yourself into the ultimate crabby predator—those pesky bee-dogs won’t stand a chance! But wait, there’s more! You can now heal yourself with the ultimate skill, Lick Wounds. Gone are the days of frantically searching for sparkly snacks while your health plunges—now you can just lick your own wounds, how convenient!
Aside from that, new fun specs like Stoner, Leech, and Spur have been added. You can also trade specializations for mutagen points, making evolution not just quick, but also strategically fun. Need those locked evolutions? No problem! Just complete some pressure levels and unlock them. For example, to get Lick Wounds, simply conquer pressure 3!
And don’t forget the spruced-up world! With more trees, foliage, and obstacles, there’s even more crabby wilderness for you to navigate. Plus, there are balance tweaks, quality of life enhancements, and even Twitch integration! Talk about blending gaming and sharing experiences!
Oh, and for those of you who love customization, expect new cosmetics as rewards for completing challenges. Your crab is about to become more fabulous than ever. And if you’re excited for what’s to come, stay tuned for even more updates later this summer, including community-designed content and additional fabulous cosmetic options.
So grab your Steam Deck, put on your virtual crab hat, and dive into the wild and wacky world of Everything is Crab—this game is crabbing its way into your heart!