Dark Souls’ Artorias Takes on Elden Ring Bosses: An Epic Showdown

The Ultimate Showdown

Ah, the age-old debate of “Who would win in a fight?” It’s basically the bread and butter of the gaming world. YouTube has some fantastic channels that indulge in this glorious pastime, especially those showcasing epic NPC battles. And just like how the Oblivion Imperial City Arena opened the gates for these legendary skirmishes, we’re here to witness an epic showdown featuring Dark Souls’ own Artorias facing off against the fierce bosses of Elden Ring.

Artorias vs. Elden Ring Bosses

In a recent video from the appropriately named channel, Elden Ring Fights, Artorias has made a triumphant return, seamlessly transitioning into Elden Ring’s world through the power of the same game engine that brought his iconic moves to life. Spoiler alert: he’s not just keeping up; he’s sweeping the floor with these wannabe fighters!

This legendary swordsman goes on an absolute rampage, making quick work of early-game foes like Margit and Godfrey, leaving them gasping for HP after just a couple of devastating hits. If you’re a busy bee without time for long-winded videos, let’s break down a few of the standout battles:

First up, there’s Maliketh, who’s one of the rare ones able to put Artorias on the ropes. In his second phase, Maliketh sneaks up and delivers a killer blow that reminds us all why he’s feared among players. I tell you, after five playthroughs, I still felt like I was spinning in circles trying to dodge his shenanigans. If Maliketh had a bit more health, he’d rank as the toughest boss FromSoftware ever crafted.

Malenia, on the other hand, is a beast unto herself. Sure, she gets flinched (how embarrassing!), but she compensates with her health regeneration on hits and that ridiculously hard-to-counter Waterfowl Dance. Man, it’s a miracle Artorias even stands a chance!

Then there’s Placidusax and the Elden Beast, both of whom seem to throw Artorias for loops with their agile movements and killer area-of-effect attacks. Somehow, against all odds, Artorias manages to clinch victories no one expected. The Fire Giant fight? It’s a nail-biter, but boy, is it a slog to watch!

And let’s not forget about Rykard, also known as the Lord of Blasphemy. This big ol’ snake blob offers very little respect to our knight, boasting two health bars and a lackluster AOE flame attack that makes for a yawner of a fight. Seriously, what a Mickey Mouse victory he gets!

While this video highlights Artorias’ current exploits, the future remains uncertain. How will he weather the tumultuous storms of the Shadow of the Erdtree bosses? Other uploads hint at his vulnerability, including a recent defeat at the hands of Carian Knight Rellana, which doesn’t inspire much confidence. Despite his 20-2-0 record, one must wonder if the proud warrior is risking his reputation by stepping into battles he just might not win.